Friday, August 25, 2006

Bruce Leroy is still kicking ass...well, kinda..



Myspace is not only great for listening to crappy bands, finding women you fucked a decade ago, or even trolling for dirty Internet ass in your local area. It is also good to see what people who used to be stars are up to, whether it is being them struggling as an actor or their latest career in the parking lot attendant business. See, I was on youtube and found this short clip from that dude Taimak, you know, "Bruce" Leroy from "The Last Dragon". Great movie, I was a fan, so I figured that I would go and see if this dude had a myspace page. Because I'm a prick, as I searched online for it I said shit to myself like "I bet his one hit wonder ass probably has his myspace page entitled "Bruce Leroy", miserable fuck!!", giggling to myself like a school girl. Well, wouldn't you have known it, his myspace page is actually entitled "The Last Dragon", a brother wasn't that far off. It got even funnier when I saw that one of his top eight is Ernie Reyes,Jr who was also in the flick, I was searching to see if he had "Sho Nuff" as one of his friends but I didn't feel like sifting through his lengthy friends list. I know that I'm kind of shitting on the guy, but I'm sure he gets more ass than a toilet seat and probably has a bank account that triples mine, I'm just a chubby fucker who has a blog. What do I know??

9 comments:

Raiden said...

Wow....that's is so terrible its funny. I hate to admit but I still love that campy ass Last Dragon movie.

trapped in ATL said...

I saw him a few years ago at the Magic Johnson theatre in LA and I was shocked at how short he is. He is about 5'6.

Richard said...

Makes me want to see if Hammer and Slammer's Rib Joint has a MySpace page.

BLESSD1 said...

Yeah...it's a shame that some folks have such a hard time finding work when they give clowns who can't act like they're sleeping a job. I'm sure Taimak has more talent then Paris Hilton...who, when making some amatuer porn, couldn't even "keep her eyes on the road". LOL!

Aeshema the Fury said...

Taimak! The name alone is pure comedy. Some facts...

His brother is Shihan the poet, his father is a world class martial artist, his sister is a super fine woman of the pen and pad.

Am I the only one who started wondering when Taimak dipped into softcore porn when that guy in the clip started taking off his shirt with that come hither look. Usually if a guy is about to beat the breakers off an asshat, they just take the shirt of...this guy is Undressing like, 'Imma have me some fun! Imma have me some fun!'

or is that just me?

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All the stars are short. Tom Cruise is 5' nothing and a half and he forces the studios to only use actors who wont make him look like the crazy midget he is. Almost all those hollywood actors are. Except for Vince Vaughn. That gangly fuck is 6'6

Sankofa said...

I am embarrassed. I love Taimak to the point I am on his e-mail list. So he keeps me and, oh I don't know, 5 other people updated on his up and coming projects. Needlesstosay, they are few and far between. I still love him...he got the glow...lolol.

I.A. said...

I interviewed him for my podcast- take a listen over at Killing Time.

He's got a great sense of humor. Check it out.

Anonymous said...

He's 5'11" dickweed and Hollywood is full of shit...
He would work much more it hollyland didn't have their heads up paris hilton and scientology assss

Anonymous said...

I was on youtube today when I came across this, he would be perfect for the part of Bruce Leroy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOmejGWvyUg